On Draft
- Marina · Wicked Weed, Asheville, NC · Kettle / Fruited Sour · 6.6%
- Genesis · Wicked Weed, Asheville, NC · Tart Ale · 6.8%
- Oblivion · Wicked Weed, Asheville, NC · Tart Ale · 8.7%
- Silencio · Wicked Weed, Asheville, NC · Tart Ale · 9.1%
- White Angel · Wicked Weed, Asheville, NC · Tart Ale · 7.7%
- Golden Angel · Wicked Weed, Asheville, NC · Tart Ale
- Angel of Darkness · Wicked Weed, Asheville, NC · Tart Ale
- Black Angel · Wicked Weed, Asheville, NC · Tart Ale · 7%
- Watermelon Morte · Wicked Weed, Asheville, NC · Tart Ale · 8.5%
- Peach Morte · Wicked Weed, Asheville, NC · Tart Ale · 6%
- Boysenberry Morte · Wicked Weed, Asheville, NC · Tart Ale · 5.5%
- Fruit Punch · Wicked Weed, Asheville, NC · Kettle / Fruited Sour · 5.2%
- La Bonte Pear · Wicked Weed, Asheville, NC · Saison / Farmhouse Ale · 6.1%
- Garcon de Ferme · Wicked Weed, Asheville, NC · Saison / Farmhouse Ale · 5.5%
- Chien de Ferme · Wicked Weed, Asheville, NC · Saison / Farmhouse Ale · 5.8%
- Wicked Weed Cider · Wicked Weed, Asheville, NC · Cider / Perry · 7%
- Pernicious · Wicked Weed, Asheville, NC · West Coast IPA · 7.3%
- Perni-Haze · Wicked Weed, Asheville, NC · Hazy / NEIPA · 6.9%
- Freak-ish · Wicked Weed, Asheville, NC · Pale Ale · 5.4%
- Freak of Nature · Wicked Weed, Asheville, NC · Double / Imperial IPA · 8.5%
- Jack O' Hammered · Wicked Weed, Asheville, NC · Brown Ale · 8.4%
- Pumpkin Up the Volume · Wicked Weed, Asheville, NC · Specialty / Hybrid (Pumpkin, Coffee, Experimental) · 7%
- Boo-ster Beer · Wicked Weed, Asheville, NC · Imperial Stout · 8.5%
- Hexen · Wicked Weed, Asheville, NC · Dark Lager · 5.3%
- Altbier · Wicked Weed, Asheville, NC · Altbier · 5.6%
- Wasser Weiss · Wicked Weed, Asheville, NC · Berliner Weisse · 5.6%
- Raspberry Morte · Wicked Weed, Asheville, NC · Tart Ale · 5%
- Kleiner · Wicked Weed, Asheville, NC · Light Lager · 3.6%
Bar
- From the Funkatorium's menu (10/29).
- Cocktails
- Paloma Slushy · $14 · Altos, grapefruit, lime, simple
- Fiona's Guard · $14 · Dragonfruit-infused Tito's, Cointreau, lime, passionfruit
- Morte Margarita · $14 · Astral, Cointreau, lime, Meloen simple
- Speranza Negroni · $15 · Chemist gin, Meletti, Carpano Bianco
- Lazy Lagoon · $15 · Planteray 3 Star, Bumbu, Benedictine, lemon, pineapple, saline, Angostura bitters
- Tokyo Joe · $15 · Four Roses fat-washed with peanut chili oil, shochu, dry curaçao, lemon, demerara simple, mirin
- VīDL Spritz · $13 · Tito's, Génépy, lemon, passionfruit, VīDL sparkling white wine
- Funk Sangria · $13 · Cruzan, Cointreau, house-made VīDL white wine sangria
- VīDL Draft Wines
- Contact · $11 · Skin-contact Sauvignon Blanc (orange wine) · 9%
- Strawberry Lemon Rosé · $11 · Sparkling rosé with strawberry and lemon · 12%
- Drop · $11 · Red blend · 11%
- Syrah · $11 · American Syrah aged in old oak · 11%
- Wine by the Glass or Bottle
- Blaufränkisch · Glass $11 · Bottle $30 · Red · 11.5%
- Tempranillo · Glass $11 · Bottle $30 · Red · 14.5%
- Chardonnay · Glass $11 · Bottle $30 · White · 11%
- Rosé Blend · Glass $11 · Bottle $30 · Rosé · 13%
- Flights
- Grapes · $18 · Natural wines: Contact, Strawberry Lemon Rosé, Drop, Syrah
- Farm to Glass · $14 · Funky, fruity, tart: La Bonte Pear, Garcon de Ferme, Chien de Ferme, Wicked Weed Cider
- Classic Sours · $14 · Barrel-aged sours: Marina, Genesis, Oblivion, Silencio
- Angel Flight · $16 · Heavily fruited, barrel-aged sours: White Angel, Golden Angel, Angel of Darkness, Black Angel
- Death By... · $15 · Blended, absurdly fruited sours: Watermelon Morte, Peach Morte, Cherry Morte, Boysenberry Morte
- Hoppy Flight · $13 · Freak-ish, Pernicious, Perni-Haze, Freak of Nature
- Fall Flight · $13 · Jack-o-Hammered, Pumpkin Up The Volume, BOO-ster Beer, Hexen
- Roulette Flight · $13 · Pils, Altbier, Wasser Weiss, Fruit Punch
- Non-Alcoholic
- Stella Artois 0.0 · $5 · Non-alcoholic beer
- Elysian Easy Dust IPA · $5 · Non-alcoholic IPA
- Green Man Root Beer · $4
- Devil's Foot Sparkling Lemonade · $4
- Devil's Foot Ginger Beer · $4
- Sodas · $2.95
Food
- From the Funkatorium's kitchen (menu of 10/29): pizza dough and breads made in house. A late-night menu is served one hour before closing.
- Appetizers & Salads
- Cheesy Focaccia · $9 · Served with marinara
- Fried Burrata · $14 · Vodka sauce, parmesan, herb oil, focaccia
- Joey's Meatballs · $14 · Marinara, parmesan
- Truffle Popcorn · $6 · White truffle oil, parmesan, black pepper
- Italian Chicken Lettuce Wraps · $16 · Pickled red onion, pepperoncini
- Kale Caesar Salad · $16 · Crushed red pepper, parmesan, house-made croutons; add grilled chicken +$5
- Neapolitan Pizzas (serve 1-2)
- Cheese · $14
- Pepperoni · $18 · Hot honey
- Supreme · $20 · House fennel sausage, pancetta, pepperoni, black olives, bell peppers, red onion, pepperoncini
- Veggie · $21 · Garlic oil base, mozzarella, Black Trumpet Farms mushroom medley, roasted artichoke, red onion, arugula; add chicken sausage +$5
- Mortadella · $19 · Mozzarella, mortadella, stracciatella, pistachio pesto
- Spicy Nduja · $18 · Nduja sausage, stracciatella, hot honey, parmesan, basil
- Pizzettes (sheet pan, serve 3-4)
- Spaghetti and Meatballs · $35 · Mozzarella, parmesan, fine herbs
- Chicken alla Vodka · $33 · Grilled chicken, parmesan, fine herbs
- Sandwiches
- Served with fries; sub kale salad +$4.
- Italian Cold Cut · $17 · Capicola, soppressata, calabrese, napa cabbage, Italian dressing, dijon mustard, Duke's mayo, on focaccia
- Caprese · $14 · Heirloom tomato, mozzarella, arugula, red onion, balsamic, on focaccia
- Italian Patty Melt · $18 · Italian sausage, provolone, broccolini, caramelized onion
- Grilled Chicken Sandwich · $16 · Bibb lettuce, caesar dressing, pepperoncini, red onion, tomato, on focaccia
- Dessert
- Sunshine Sammies Ice Cream Sandwich · $7.50 · Strawberry, salted caramel or cookie dough